The Movie 9 and Other Random Musings
Journal Entry:
Wed Sep 9, 2009, 10:32 PM
- Mood:
Delighted - Reading: The Tales of Beedle the Bard
- Playing: Beta Aion
- Eating: Lots of Movie Junk Food
- Drinking: Coke
So after a super long hiatus with nothing to post as of yet (as in 'ha-ha-I-Do-Have-Stuff-To-Post-I'm-Just-Lazy-And-I-Think-My-Manager-Gave-Up-On-Her-Store-So-I'm-Finding-Another-Job), I decided that for some inspiration it would be a great idea to go see an animated movie on 9-9-09 about a character named 9; hence the movie called "9".
The animation was great, the characters where lovable. Overall, I liked it. However, there was just one problem: The plot was so simple for the kind of potential the movie had in my mind. The ending was just too predictable, overdone, and I've seen it before in so many other movies it just felt anti-climatic. I think I would have liked the film much better if there was a deeper meaning to it than -
----spoiler alert----
Robots are bad, humans messed up, and it's in our hands how the world turns. I mean, I can count on more than one hand how many productions have had this as a premise to their story. I mean, it's a great concept to keep in mind but it certainly isn't a good story point anymore. It's more of a sub-plot kind of thing now for the way it's been put into our eyes like the fire from a burnt effigy. We've sacrificed the green baby enough. (I have to put that analogy to Rose. Thank you Reconcilations for the, "Sacrificing Babies on a Bloody Alter to my Pagan God And I Kind of Like it - Evil" line. Priceless.)
Other than that, I'm not saying the movie is horrible. It really was great, and I think it put a button on how we can make more mature looking movies targeted toward an older audience.The film is rated PG-13; some of those images are scary. There's dead bodies, sucking of life, and deaths in that movie. No swearing (thank heaven. I'm usually a very open minded person when it comes to swearing in movies, but I'm getting REALLY tired of the f bomb in movies that are supposed to be enjoyable. Thank you District 9 for that - good movie though). The overall tones where dark and foreboding - a sign that this is a foreign world, even though it's still our own.
My recommendation? Go see it. It's not that much of a new story, but just watching it is fun.
Ah... and then my mind always wanders to a strange little world in Hyrule when I drive home from the movies. That's right: Zelda movie ideas.
No. Stop laughing, becuase I think Orlando Bloom as a good choice for a Link is completely absurd and if you think he would make a great Link, just watch Legolas in Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring movie and listen to him say the line, "The red sun rises, blood has been spilt this night" ... "or -whatever- from Dunland!"
Yeah. That's what I thought. A.K.A: He's a bloody Pansy and seeing him in tights and a hat is completely idiotic.
I don't get why people want a live-action film of Zelda so much. The idea is just stupid, especially when you put a face and voice to our hero clad in green. In fact, why make him talk at all? Some people have done this with their own productions, which actually they pulled off rather well. I don't want to see Link as an emo-kid, nor do I want to see him portrayed as someone who seems like everything that goes on around him doesn't affect his feelings on the inside. It's preposterous, mary-sue, and child-ish.
If I were to see a Zelda movie, it would be animated. 2-D for sure. It better refelcts the characters. And non of this anime either. I'm sorry, but I don't want other viewers, who have NO idea what Zelda or a video game is to mistake our hero as a girl.
In fact, I don't even want Link to be the subject in question here; meaning, I wouldn't focus on him as the lead of the story.
Why not make it Zelda instead?
I am of course, thinking of Ocarina of Time as the premise for this idea - Think about it: She's a character who talks. Goes through her own unique journey and people who don't know about the Zelda universe won't be confused as to why this Link guy is the main character and not the Princess Zelda who the movie and game is named after. Not to mention, we can keep our hero silent, with him going on his own adventure to save the world, while Zelda (as Sheik) aids him in their desperate fight against Ganondorf. Seriously - You could not really put Link in all of those dungeons and expect every fan to see what they want. We could put Zelda/Sheik at key points of the story - like Sheik could save Link from a nearly fatal accident with Dark Link. Boom we could put Great Faries right there. We could even switch back and forth between the two; See Link's important rolls in the game and go back to Zelda as she espionages through her own plot. We can still have Link shocked to see Link is Zelda, and seeing her perspective running away from the castle from Ganondorf would be great. Link would still be the main caracter, and you can make that obvious with camera angles, beginnings and endings. But the fact that he doesn't talk would add a level of mystery to him - something that I think audiences who don't know who he is would like. Like us, they can imagine what Link would be liked if he talked. Add some suspense? Make it look like he's about to say something when Zelda sends him back in time. Awesome cut right there.
Not to mention the artistic benefits of 2-D: You can create any world you want without scouting out locations to make sure you've got the right landscape. You only need to worry about the voices of your characters, NOT the costume appearence and look of the actors, animated special effects look awesome, and it shouldn't look like a cheesy production that only took six months to make. It would force the film to become a labor of love - story boarding, character design, animators filling in every page with delicate procession under the right direction.
Besides. Who needs orlando bloom when Link can look exactly how he's supposed to look - a child who 10 or 12 and a man who is 17 or 19. Orlando Bloom (nor any other choice I've seen) comes even CLOSE to looking like the right age.
Not to mention we don't have to make Zelda look like a complete whore. Ganondorf can be Ganondorf, Impa can have the same freaky armor, Ruto can be as freaky as she wants, and Darunia can have awesome, back breaking, animated hugs.
That's what usually flows through my mind after I see a movie... sigh... visions of grandeur never to be realized. If nintendo lets someone make a Zelda movie who isn't a fan, nor are they even a gamer, I will hurt somebody. Luckily Nintendo isn't stupid like Konami for the Silent Hill movie. It was okay, but they totally missed the point...
anyway... My idea of a Zelda movie. Discuss. XD
Think what you will.